CtCCCC are delighted to announce a high profile new recruit in the form of part-time DJ, physics nerd, cockroach and full-time cricket badger Guy 'Skuttler' Skinner for the indoor season.
A CtCCCC source said "We're delighted to welcome such an enthusiastic and young cricket to the squad. Guy's dependability at the top of the order will provide a pleasing contrast to the inconsistencies of our engine room, and he provides competition behind the stumps as well. Whilst he has only signed a short term winter contract, we hope this is the start of a long and fruitful relationship between Guy and CtCCCC. My only concern is his ability to skuttle effectively in indoor cricket".
Reaction to Skuttler's signing has been mixed within the squad, with both Hugh Pemberton and Rory Davidson said to feel threatened by a more talented DJ joining the ranks, however Si Shaw was in more bullish mood about his prospects with the gloves. He said "I'm the best keeper in this squad and that's not up for debate, I could stand up to Rutt as well, I just chose not to". Ben Cassels chumpily added "Good signing!".
Allegations of poaching from The Philanderers are strongly denied by the CtCCCC committee.
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